switching seats

Once upon a time under the green Christmas tree with lights so brightly shining out of no where a tiny animal moved about it was a tiny mouse the mouse shuffled through some of the presents and came across a very squishy bosu ball. The mouse flew through the air landing onto the kitchen table. The mouse not knowing how he got there was interested in the cold maple wood of the table and some left over crumbs for the huge Christmas feast. The mouse was so happy to be eating anything at all that when he seen the cheese cubes were left out he needed a way to get onto the kitchen counters but how he told to himself. The mouse had a profound idea that if he  launch himself off of the bosu ball again but how will I get down.  If only I were an eagle, thought the mouse.  He looked around, searching for any kind of rope or ramp that he could slide down.  Suddenly he spotted a towel that was hanging from the sink counter that traveled all the way to the floor.  The mouse felt so exuberant, having found a way down to the floor.  He bounded over to the kitchen sink, only to find out that the only way to the towel was to travel through the sink.  There was only one problem.  The sink was full of water and he couldn’t swim. suddenly kabooom!!!! The mouse activated the disposal  and tried to franticly swim away from the whirlpool that was created in the sink.  At last the mouse survived the almost devastating event, and was safely in the empty sink. 

                After the mouse’s near death experience with the sink, he decided that to reassure he didn’t ever get stuck in the sink again, he was going to become a sand cowboy. He only had one problem, how he was going to break the news to his little mouse family.  As the mouse climbed down off the sink, he stated to imagine ways he could tell his family. Before he knew it, he arrived at his mouse crib. Slamming the door open, the mouse yelled “Im going to be a sand cowboy!”. His kids responded, “Dad! You’re going to ball so hard, mother Fu* ****s are goin to find you!” The dad mouse responded with”that shit crayyy”

                Suddenly a Spanish mouse from Spain burst through the door killing all the mice with a pineapple. The families relative came to the house to help clean up when they got killed